Either Paradox, who in this day and age personal Vampire: The Masquerade & World of Darkness writer White Wolf, are entering the Netflix & Chill game, or they’re they’re gearing as much as disclose a long-awaited follow-up to the mythical VTM: Bloodlines.
They’ve get a hold of Tender, ostensibly a relationship website online. Whose metadata simply so occurs to learn “Whether you’re looking for meaningful friendships, true love or simply a late night bite with a kindred spirit, Tender is here to help.”
By the pricking of my thumbs…
I signed up nervously for Tender, readying my determined justifications will have to my spouse stroll in and to find me developing an internet relationship profile whilst she exhaustedly hauled our e’er-vomiting child round the home. Fortunately, it wasn’t lengthy sooner than Tender was much less about strangers honking every different’s pud, and extra about nihilism, leisure pursuits together with demonology and standing updates about consuming cats.
As some distance as I will inform, there’s recently no strategy to in truth be in contact with or differently growth a dating with any other attractive/bloodthirsty soul, outdoor of having the ability to make a choice canned strains approving in their statuses, however that that is a) obviously an alternative fact game and b) is tagged beta and talks about new options coming quickly, Satan simplest is aware of what it’s were given in retailer for us.
Here’s my auto-generated profile description, once I picked pursuits together with board video games and murderers:
Definitely, without a doubt about boning, and not anything to do with videogames about more and more corrupted immortal souls, I’m certain you’ll agree.
I’ve carried out a little burrowing into Tender’s supply code, and grew to become up a few extra nuggets of word. First, right here’s a video which performs if you’ve finished the preliminary spherical of profile-setting duties and a few quick quizzes about e.g. Robert Plutchik’s emotional wheel.
You try to persuade me that, for something, it isn’t deeply sinister, and for any other that the ultimate tune doesn’t undoubtedly scream vampires.
My digging additionally grew to become up point out of any person named ‘Alice & Smith’ as being answerable for a few of these movies. Who, whaddaya know, turn into a Canadian developer which specialises in ARGs, together with the John Walker-approved The Black Watchmen.
All this implies extra Vampire: The Masquerade, or I’ll devour my historic boxed replica of Bloodlines (if I will be to dig it up from the attic). But what shape will it take, who’s making it and when we can to find out extra? Also, when will I am getting a booty name from an nameless cat-eater?