But, as they are saying this present day whilst weeping overtly and stockpiling water for America’s complete transition into Fury Road (subsequent week; mark your calendars) — we’re within the darkest timeline. Previously, Kemp refused all public calls for to step down whilst operating for Governor of Georgia, despite the fact that he was once accountable for elections. This incorporated a proper request from former President Jimmy Carter, mentioning his enjoy as an legit election observer.
But no. Silly democracy folks, with their “ethics.” Brian Kemp has most definitely had ordinary erotic desires about this second for a few years. Brian Kemp is a magic guy, and would no longer relinquish keep an eye on. He was once dedicated to this abusive dating.
Kemp’s needless gesture of quitting most effective now, after the election, after years of unveiling the sector he cannot even competently burn the state’s election techniques to the bottom, Reuters defined, was once his approach to “ensure ‘public confidence’ in the final results.”
In the following breath, Brian Kemp declared himself the winner of a governor’s race that continues to be unresolved.
Kemp was Secretary of State in 2010, which positioned him accountable for Georgia’s election-everything; together with appointing clerks, guiding election officers, imposing qualifying regulations, and overseeing safety. In that point he has perfected doing not anything about safety and kicking 1.five million folks off the voter rolls. People who, coincidentally, are vulnerable to vote towards the Brian Kemps of the sector.
Under Kemp, Georgia’s election gadget was once incompetently run through Kennesaw State University, whose interior emails from 2016 published its consciousness of “critical vulnerabilities” due to an out of doors researcher. These incorporated ongoing “access to a colossal, 15-gigabyte store of confidential material, including voter data and passwords to the system.” Access allowed data to be modified, in accordance to a federal lawsuit that seeks to transport Georgia to paper ballots.
The state’s election officers had been notified in August 2016 and Brian Kemp stated he did not know anything else about it, however that the gadget was once like, utterly protected. Kemp then proceeded to reject federal assist to shore up Georgia’s election techniques ahead of the presidential election. This is ok, stated Brian Kemp.
That December, lawmakers floated the speculation of DHS overseeing state election safety. Kemp answered through accusing the DHS of unsuccessfully hacking Georgia Secretary of State’s community, together with its voter registration database. His accusations had been investigated and located to be baseless.
You shall be stunned to be informed that whilst Kemp was once doing every part possible to deter government from getting a just right take a look at Georgia’s election safety, the jaw-dropping safety holes reported in 2016 hummed proper alongside within the background. Yep, Kemp left that cake out within the rain. Based on his enjoy, being the topic of a balloting workout within the state of Georgia appears extraordinarily horny to him. In March 2017, Kemp introduced he can be operating for Georgia governor within the 2018 election. He does no longer cite his price ticket as R-Moscow, however now we have doubts.
Three months later, a Georgia pass judgement on rushed after which shot down a citizen lawsuit to change the state’s insecure balloting machines for paper ballots. Brian Kemp is happy. “During my time as Secretary of State, I have worked tirelessly to ensure security at the ballot box,” Kemp stated.
Indeed. But first, Brian Kemp, outline “security.” We cannot each be proper.
On July 2, Kemp wrote an op-ed in USA Today announcing that any questions on Georgia’s now-legendarily damaged virtual election safety had been “fake news.” While the remainder of the rustic has determined that that is the fallacious timeline to have stopped sniffing glue, Brian Kemp needs you to grasp that most effective disgusting, malfunctioning folks suppose one thing may well be fallacious with a gadget researchers actually known as “Drupalmageddon.”
On July three, Kennesaw was once served with the aforementioned lawsuit about Georgia’s nonexistent election safety.
On July 7, Kemp’s officers at Kennesaw wiped the election gadget server (and a backup) blank of all that tough crucial proof. Kennesaw and Kemp then did their absolute best influence of a Three Stooges skit the place each and every stooge makes “whoop whoop” noises whilst blaming each and every different for completely laying waste to the integrity of Georgia’s balloting gadget.
In the period in-between, Kemp labored tirelessly to put in force voter restrictions in some way such that we must look forward to finding “Brian Kemp” after we glance up the dictionary definition for “voter suppression.” Washington Post described he had “stalled more than 50,000 voter registrations by disproportionately black voters under the state’s exact-match requirements” of their document closing week, Judge regulations towards Brian Kemp over Georgia balloting restrictions days ahead of gubernatorial election.
Yet that was once then and that is now. Five days in the past, researchers discovered new safety holes in Georgia’s election techniques, then notified US intelligence officers, the Coalition for Good Government (and Kemp’s personal legal professionals). Kemp carried out an interpretive dance with out his pants to distract everybody — sorry, I imply, he accused the Democratic Party of Georgia of hacking. No one believed it. Especially no longer any individual within the fields of hacking and infosec, who’ve observed him as a strolling, speaking lingerie stain and a danger to democracy for a number of years operating.
But that is k. Brian Kemp is smarter than all of you.
Now Brian Kemp has declared himself King of Georgia. The phrases of his fool god are ascribed on his breastplate. It reads, “fake news.”